What if you could talk to animals?

If I could talk to animals, I would talk to a cat because I wonder where and how a cat can hide in so many places and what they do all day when we were gone. The first thing I would ask them is 1.)what do you do all day?,2.) do you like the food we feed you?, 3.)how and where do you hide when we are gone?, 4.) why are you so lazy?, 5.) do you like us? And 6.) why do you knock things down at night?